Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year... here's a song to get your feet moving!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Tell the Truth!

Happy Holidays!

I'm sending out much love to you all this Holiday season. And if you don't like it, I Pity Da FOO!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Friday, December 14, 2007

Our Founding Illegals

Too funny... our poor crops!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

First person to dance

see SNL does still have funny stuff!

Sunday, December 9, 2007

CDX: The Game

I just found CDX on the BBC website. WOW, it was actually fun! There are some frustrating parts... like not being able to pause or save it wherever you want and it's not the most user friendly interface I've ever used. But, I still enjoyed it.

I got stuck on the very last part only because my headache got the better of me. I know I'll finish it later! :P

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Have you ever wondered.... many naked Japanese girls would fit into a phone booth?

And now you know :)

Saturday, December 1, 2007

A lecture about English

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."